By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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bryyxoo 0

Real vaginas are better than fake boobs

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IndiRae 9

I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".

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bettybby 0

Honestly, don't even worry about it. Don't let him kill your self esteem girl ! A ****** is a ****** ! Unless it's blue or green & has warts or something similar; embrace what you have.

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Amrel 10

Im pretty sure that it has to be hideous if the boyfriend actually says so since his job is pretty much looking at vaginas all day think of the people that go there

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anencephalic 14

Green, blue, warts; what is your reference-frame? A green ****** isn't something you should embrace, it's something you should treat.

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bettybby 0

Exactly why I said UNLESS it's green or blue, she should embrace it. But I'm sure OP wasn't talking about that. Every ****** is different, not gross. Unless it has infections.

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angryital 0

I'd put it your pooper, bettybby!!

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anencephalic 14

Aah, my bad. My apologies, but then again, my nick is anencephalic.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I'm thinking that if you can actually embrace your ******, that's something you should have checked out pronto.

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j_cat187 19

Unless it looks like it trew up all over yourself

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Alexunited1212 2

406 - ...and out of this, ****** bibs are created!

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lesliej01 0

This sounds strange. I doubt a gyno would say something like that or date the type of person who can't take care of themselves

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kewpiesuicide 29

Being a gyno would be awful lol. I love ****** but they have to look at old vag, stinky vag, fat vag, ect. P.S. theres always vaginal reconstruction

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