By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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bryyxoo 0

Real vaginas are better than fake boobs

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IndiRae 9

I disagree. Most people who go to the gynecologist have 'issues'. What gynecologist can honestly say that they're glad to go to work to examine a bunch of strangers vaginas, examinations that usually start with "It started itching" "There's this weird bump" or even "No I didn't catch his name".

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jamieisreallymad 0

Next time say, "Ew! That's the SMALLEST dick I've ever seen!"

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Mxpxdude189 0

when it hangs down like a ball sack... that's a bad thing

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bullrider92 19

I don't think I have ever seen an ugly ******.Of course,I have never seen a "blue waffle" either.

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duckman9 55

"I don't think I have ever seen a ******.Of course,I have never seen a "blue waffle" either." Fixed that for you. You're welcome :)

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kimmy2013 0

I've been told I have a weird one also, but not gross...:/

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Sydnayy 4

No one makes comments on my ******'s appearance, but all vaginas are hideous. So don't worry, you're not alone. (;

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gigglingalways 6

Ok I have to know. What the **** were you on when you thought OMG I so need to post on FML how my ****** expert bf said my ****** is gross.

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iluffhimm 0

I no that's what I was thinking

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skyeyez9 24

Well, as long as you keep the cat clean and trimmed?

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d13coates 0

#2 sometimes but what about when the pussy is unhealthy lol

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Mokiikom_fml 8

No grown man with a brain inside his head would ever make this comment unless he purposefully wants to offend and hurt you. Also, if he's truly a gynecologist he would have the sense and intelligence not to say that, even more so. Which leaves us with only two options: Either he's a stupid conman passing himself for a gynecologist, or he's purposefully out to hurt and humiliate you. (Some sick power trip maybe?) Either way, you need to dump that SOB immediately.

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leechris4 2

Or he was surprised for some reason. We wouldn't know unless we know what it looks like. If you were surprised by something then would you be able to control everything you say/do in the instance it happens? Either way we could both be right.

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