By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML
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The_Thinker 18

Does your daughter happen to overhear you and your partner's late night escapades, by any chance?

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supbabes 0

Well at least her impersonation of "grown-ups" is spot on!

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Palirose 22

21 I seen the abbreviation many times and didn't know what it meant, up until a while back. xD

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newbiehere99 6

Is this how kids end up on shows like 16 and pregnant?

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GVirdi 11

Yeah except the humping isn't very dry

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210tex 1

She is going to popular by all the boys and hated by girls

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MrFuzzles 5

She's gonna make ten...twenty... Probably a thousand men very happy one day.

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GVirdi 11

She's in kindergarten, plenty of time to change her behavior for the better And stop fantasizing about that crap..

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CaramelMacchiato 13

59 - I don't know if that was sarcasm or your attempt at writing something witty, but since you're referring to a child, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that one. She's only in kindergarten, has no idea what she's doing, and if her mother explains to her that that's something you aren't supposed to do, I'm sure she'll get the point. Small children aren't usually bad unless they're looking for attention. Or, y'know. An Omen child.

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retyi43 14

you can teach a child when and when not to have sex, but you can't change that child's sex drive. in my experience, ***** will always be *****

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retyi43 14

and I'm not that guy that goes by the double standard, either. guys are *****, too.

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GVirdi 11

78 and 81 so this "experience" makes you a **** too right?

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retyi43 14

no. how would it make me a ****? I've had sex with 3 people in my entire life. I'm a 23 year old guy

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GVirdi 11

Well thanks for telling me about your sex life... You talked about experience and the "takes one to know one" saying popped up into my head

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MrFuzzles 5

Shit, maybe I should've hit the sarcasm button. Anyways, kids will be kids. Doesn't necessarily mean she will be a ****.

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noisebox 1

I wish I could be a kid again

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flippinreally 7

I would be wondering why the teacher hasn't said anything...

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Vegeto30294 19

Read the first 8 words of the FML..

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dmac843 2

This is a HUGE RED FLAG THAT SOME ONE IS SEXUALLY ABUSING HER.

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rubberduckie94 13

I do not know why you ate getting thumbed down. Behavior like this at such a young age is a sign of abuse. It would chill me to the bone if my child was doing this. Please talk to your daughter and get her checked by a doctor to see if she will tell you or if there are any physical signs of abuse.

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Dracoboxer357 35

82- I agree 100%. Don't ignore this, be absolutely certain she isn't being abused. :(

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wavves 13

Glad to know I'm not the only one who felt this way.

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Complaining 13

Thank you for finally saying this. I believe I saw a similar FML before quite a while ago but no one even mentioned the chance of it being abuse…

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pokefan813 16

I never thought of it like that. Damn I hope I remember that when I have kids (in more than a decade of course).

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GVirdi 11

41 you're kidding right? I'm sorry it's 8am so alittle hard for me to tell

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