Miscellaneous: Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo...

By cookiecrust - 07/12/2009 14:44 - Singapore

Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML

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By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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The long con

By Anonymous - 25/09/2020 23:01 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML

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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto

Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML

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Fragrant

By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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Chocolate chip

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 14:00

Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML

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By crimsoncon - 25/11/2011 10:24

Today, my dog nearly died when my mom fed him chocolate. After finding out dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate, she promptly grounded me for not telling her. FML

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Tumbleweed

By Anonymous - 14/08/2021 06:00 - Germany

Today, my mom was proud for making a positive change in her life. The change in question? She now throws away the smelly hair she combs out of the dog, instead of keeping it for unspecified later use. FML

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You deserved it 63

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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You deserved it 11 330

By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

hk_fml 9

Monday 7 December 2009 20:09

I thought dogs could get sick eating chocolate?

wmugirl 0

Monday 7 December 2009 20:28

Uhmm.. people, she never said they were real "chocolate drops" or that her dog eats chocolate.. they just looked like chocolate drops.. wow

Comments

CurseWriter 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 21:48

aren't dogs allergic to chocolate and even death is possible?

superninja550 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:42

dogs cant eat chocalate. fake and gay

moon21_fml 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 9:58

identity crisis much? chocolate drops...really?

ComradeQuestion 0

Friday 3 September 2010 0:11

oh my god, before some people declare everything 'fake and gay' there is vegetable oil based "chocolate" for dogs..wow, simpletons

Divanacious 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:40

Dogs are allergic to chocolate and how unrealistic it seems to store dog shampoo there.

SydneyG 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:13

Reading this.. I threw up

mintypoison 22

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:17

Who the hell let's a dog eat chocolate? I'm glad you ate them, save the dog from your mother's crazy ass...

junosbabyy 2

Saturday 6 October 2012 9:09

Um, at least they weren't the dog's "chocolate drops" you know. Poopies?

emily8468 1

Monday 29 October 2012 20:21

How did u eat tht and not notice

lalaney 14

Saturday 16 November 2013 22:35

Sigh. Dog shampoo is like people shampoo but without all the chemicals and additives. Dog "chocolate" is made from carob, totally edible to humans, and has less sugar, no hormones or chemicals. Really, dog products are better than human products.