Intimacy: Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in...

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 12:30 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 05:13 - United States

Today, after a long day, I energetically took off my belt to take my pants off and relax. In doing so, I whipped the belt around in the air, causing it to spin around and slap me right in my tender ballsack. I almost threw up. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By zetuga - 01/04/2015 07:40 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML

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By Abbynyc - 28/09/2014 11:40 - United States - Bay Shore

Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML

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By stickyickystone - 21/07/2019 14:12

Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By anonymous - 11/10/2016 05:23 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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Friday 24 February 2012 16:04

thats what i call a nutcracker

Swiftly 0

Friday 24 February 2012 16:03

Oh my god, I felt that

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fsimmo 0

Friday 24 February 2012 19:42

How does it feel?

xvenom7 0

Friday 24 February 2012 19:45

Ouch!!!

2cute4u_18 1

Friday 24 February 2012 19:49

Damn that's gotta hurt like hell

LennyComa 39

Friday 24 February 2012 19:56

You poor poor man only people that have had that unfortunate accident can truly sympathise

cunningchick 1

Friday 24 February 2012 19:58

Lemme guess, your one of thoose Ratards that wear their pants to their knees?if not My appoligies but if so then maybe you should pull your pants up and then maybe you would have lived your whole life not knowing? Sounds like a good idea to me,

vip3r20 8

Friday 24 February 2012 20:10

sac* ydi

nabila21 0

Friday 24 February 2012 20:11

THANK GOD IMMA CHICK >__<

bubo_fml 10

Friday 24 February 2012 20:31

You can get your balls up to your waistline? I bet you've tried something else there, pretzle-boy!

tj_agoogs 1

Friday 24 February 2012 20:59

Feel you pain

altigue 0

Friday 24 February 2012 21:10

I feel ur pain brother... 3x for me

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