Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection,...

By Duchess - 20/01/2017 12:00

Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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By My Body Hates me - 30/07/2020 05:01

Today, I was diagnosed with a severe bladder infection that has left me in excruciating pain. A month ago, I had an ovarian cyst rupture. A few weeks before that, I badly sprained my elbow. Before that, I had the flu. I think my body is mutinying one organ system at a time. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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The Trifecta

By AkaiKitsune - 27/08/2017 04:30

Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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By so much for romance - 11/01/2015 03:21 - United States - Queensbury

Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

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By sicky - 27/01/2016 05:02 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

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By BathroomDweller - 20/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Omaha

Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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Uniquestar7 20

Friday 20 January 2017 12:38

<p>The bladder is part of the urinary tract, so the bladder infection is a urinary tract infection. Bladder infections are commonly bacterial, but may also be fungal (your yeast...). So you may have only 1 infection, or 2 at most.</p>

UmmOkThen 31

Sunday 15 January 2017 16:56

That can happen. You get one and it opens up the door for more. The joys of a compromised immune system.

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slothstronaught 11

Friday 20 January 2017 22:21

I hope the sex was good.

iswearimhuman 12

Saturday 21 January 2017 13:49

What on earth did you do to deserve that?? Jokes aside, I hope you get help ASAP

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 21 January 2017 19:12

Your body hates you. I just thought you should know that.

alldredgech 5

Sunday 22 January 2017 2:42

Did you have sex with a subway turn style??!?! My god

GamerG0DDESS 29

Tuesday 24 January 2017 1:30

Thats horrible! I would know because I've been in the same situation for awhile now! I hope yours isn't as bad as mine and it'll be a smooth recovery for you. My story, read if you want: I've had an unknown infection downstairs 5 months now. I've seen countless doctors, been tested for all possible stds, tested for yeast infection, bv (once positive), uti (twice positive in a 2 week time period) and put onto more than 8 different antibiotics/antifungals, and 2 rounds of boric acid. I still, to this day, have the same symptoms as the start. Doctors claim it's in my head, but I doubt it's in my head after so long, especially since numerous times I did get positive tests. I'm currently looking into mycoplasma/ureaplasm which appear as bv, yeast, and urinitis but gives false negatives....but the only doctor with a good rating that I haven't seen yet is booked for 2 months. So I've been waiting and occasionally calling in to see if there have been any cancelations. I truly hope this will be the answer to my problems. Fingers crossed.