By impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

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Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
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garadan1 18

Ouch.. Sorry Op! Time to get a new girl?

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Black_Ink 20

Why shouldn't you eat your girlfriend's peas? Because they are herpes

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Ironmayhem 22

plot twist- you had the std and gave it to her...

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Bryanb1306 13

PLOT TWIST: He actually gave it to his girl.

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mrrudy1972 3

and I bet she blamed you

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bombielol 20

that's awful op I'm so sorry what a dirty ho*):

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kellyem2 20

Depends on the STD. Some of them can get picked up from places like public bathrooms without having sex. Either way, I hope you've got something that will go away with a few rounds of meds.

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Axel5238 29

Depends, she may have had it before and it hadn't shown up yet on any tests before she started dating OP. Used to work in a hospital and my ex in an STD testing center. Lots of people tend to sleep around before they officially start dating someone officially bf/gf only to find out later they got something from a "hook up" or a friend with benefits. So it can and does happen fairly frequently.

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