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By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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RobotStrut 7

Monday 24 May 2010 19:26

i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?

hotdyegrl 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:28

yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her

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jeepy_fml 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:22

LOL ask the girls if she wants an early xmas present

fallingstarsxox 8

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:10

Ugh forget her she's a bitch ass I hate people like that

Nwthatzfunny 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 7:05

suckz

vicki1000 8

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:12

wow! that really sucks but you have to admit that it is kinda funny

hcheetahxo 1

Tuesday 31 July 2012 18:20

Use tea tree by paul mitchell. But no offense how can you not notice?

jamilla97 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 8:28

It's CHRISTmas not Xmas. Dont x out Christ.

yogima 6

Wednesday 31 October 2012 11:40

Found out? You must be kinda blind and your scalp must be kinda numb. But dude, that sucks.

duma191 21

Sunday 25 August 2013 17:21

she said Xmas instead of Christmas. that makes me sad. political correctness has won.

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