Love: Today, I found out I have something in common with three other...

By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 418

You deserved it 430

By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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You deserved it 5 195

By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 648

You deserved it 4 182

By Stupid - 22/04/2013 06:58 - United States - Post Falls

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 114

You deserved it 5 254

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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You deserved it 69 522

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 414

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 319

You deserved it 1 012

By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 428

You deserved it 435

By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 063

You deserved it 4 087

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 251

You deserved it 5 721

xALEXx_fml 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:50

Now only two of those girls have something in common because he is dumped by you!

ozpunker 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:52

Hell hath no fury like 4 women scorned.

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DK_91 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:49

I could've sworn I saw this same FML months ago

newburton13 26

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:51

Watch John Tucker Must Die and take notes.

samcarroll 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:54

**** boys!

jman26 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:36

Well from what I hear, Canada's a very friendly country

xJillBSAAx 3

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:43

John. Tucker. Must. Die.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 17:58

You beat me to it.

SirTalkaton 22

Saturday 11 May 2013 19:14

John Tucker Must Die!

iloveshim 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 19:29

It's like John tucker must die all over again. I'll get the estrogen.

trippymane 6

Saturday 11 May 2013 19:59

It always confuses me how one man can have that many women. So hard to keep up with one lol. But FYL sorry OP

MDTeddy 13

Saturday 11 May 2013 19:59

I guess Op doesn't spend much time with her bf.

aleqsbro 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 20:15

John tucker must die! :P

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Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

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Today, I was in a training about the newest changes in CPR. The trainer was discussing chest compression techniques and said she prefers "good, fast, hard pumping." I was the only one who snickered out loud, drawing several annoyed looks from the other trainees. I'm a 45-year-old doctor. FML

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Today, at a philanthropic event in some old money rich family's garden, I told my daughter she'd have to improve her table manners if she wanted to marry a nice man like that. I looked up and our host was standing right there, looking sternly in our direction. I smiled but he didn't smile back. FML

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You deserved it 1 028

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML

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Today, it was my birthday. My family usually gives me a financial gift, but didn't this time and said nothing about it. I cooked my own birthday dinner without help, then washed everyone's dishes. I got my own cake and ate it alone because they were too busy getting drunk. Nobody bothered to sing Happy Birthday either. FML

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You deserved it 157

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

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You deserved it 7 287

Today, I had a seizure at my boyfriend's. The second I began to seize, he cursed and picked me up, dropping me on the floor complaining, "Now I have to clean the damn couch." I had urinated because I had no control over my body. The couch is still stained. He dumped me for ruining his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 7 683

Today, my cousin got married. I was cold so I went to get my jacket from my car. While leaving I saw my cousin walking around the front of the venue. I told her she looked beautiful in her dress. She looked up and said, "Where is my beer, have you seen my beer?" and threw up on me. FML

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