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By Bridget - 11/05/2013 04:01 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

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By redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By I'm a joke? - 30/05/2013 05:37

Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

By Stupid - 22/04/2013 06:58 - United States - Post Falls

Today, after a few weeks of my friends pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend, I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes, peanut butter, and it appears that my boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

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You deserved it 5 254

By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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You deserved it 69 522

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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You deserved it 3 414

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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You deserved it 1 012

By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 428

You deserved it 435

By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 063

You deserved it 4 087

By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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You deserved it 5 721

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xALEXx_fml 15

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:50

Now only two of those girls have something in common because he is dumped by you!

ozpunker 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 11:52

Hell hath no fury like 4 women scorned.

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DarthVader77 9

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:44

Is it just me who thinks that the guy should be admired for his virility? :)

IMetTheDoctor 1

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:48

Was his name John Tucker, by any chance..?

Kyle_Kawi27 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:13

Thats really messed up.

pedinhuh 23

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:15

Wow man, I can't even get a hold of one girl to date... Howcome this guy can date 4 girls AT THE SAME TIME?!?!?!?!

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:21

May I suggest a little tag-team Medea, but with his property instead? Enjoy his sobs as his consoles or breadmaker or silk shirts gasp their last. (Obviously don't do it to really old consoles, they need to be preserved.)

Careycaryn1997 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:24

That ******* sucks!! Dump his ******* ass!!! I am so sorry about that too!! You can find a better boyfriend!!

armyaggie 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:25

Wow, talk about a connection!

RemyX1 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:27

Wow you think your extra girlfriends wont find out about each other but they do with Karma power.Then THEY PUNCH YA

helmiz 17

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:35

how can that be done anyway?

n4ture 20

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:35

sorry Bridget Jones

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Today, I found out that the man I just married doesn't want to have children. We had this conversation multiple times with no problems before getting married, but now he would "rather die" than have children, because according to him, they would ruin his life. FML

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Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML

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Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML

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Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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Today, while preparing to move into my dorm, I received two e-mails from the campus police. The first stated that there had been 76 overdoses from a synthetic drug reported around campus this week and the second said there had been a stabbing on campus this morning. Happy back to school to me. FML

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Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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