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By Anonymous - 06/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I found out I'm being evicted from my apartment on my birthday. FML

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By gwen - 13/04/2021 08:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I found out I have Covid. Also, the police kicked me out of the hotel I'm quarantining in. This is still not my worst birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By homelessagain - 18/02/2017 06:00 - United States - Lorain

Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2022 16:00

Today, after pointing out to my landlord that they have taken nearly $6k from me through illegal rent increases, I was evicted for the first time in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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By damngurl - 10/12/2022 18:00

Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By LonelyMonkey - 12/11/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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Richisme 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:08

Happy Birthday OP

Raleigh_bruh 7

Wednesday 7 July 2010 3:14

I'm sorry to tell you, but the world doesn't stop for you just because it's your birthday Op. Pay your rent.

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krissykross 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 13:55

I lack pity for people who don't pay rent.

VenomByte 1

Thursday 8 July 2010 20:08

Maybe you can share a cell with Lindsey Lohan! When you do find a new place, celebrate your birthday then. As you open the boxes, make believe they are gifts and act surprised about what's in them!

LovinnYouu23 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:02

115 shut the fuckk up. 38 has a sexxxxier body than you.

LovinnYouu23 0

Friday 9 July 2010 4:04

anddd 151 i wanna **** you(: jus sayinn.

alyssaxo521 0

Friday 9 July 2010 21:53

IT'S MY FRIEND ALENAS BIRTHDAY TOO! wooooooooo!!!! 8============D

missrachelelizab 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 13:05

pay ur rent and it wouldn't happen :-)

missrachelelizab 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 13:19

pay ur rent...duh!

drumstyx 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 23:08

pay your damn rent

NYChx25 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 21:17

thats about to happen to me too.on the 17th -_-

ThecaptainMFM 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 5:14

Next time pay the rent. Have a Happy Birthday!

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