By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML
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Chel2010 10

My boyfriend and I were convinced that he couldn't have kids because he was pretty much shooting nothing, (sorry tmi), he was gonna get tested to make sure he could have kids as soon as we had insurance, and Lo and behold I am currently 10 weeks pregnant :). Unexpected pregnancies happen, and the statistics on vasectomies will show that you have to keep testing every so often to make sure that its still working. Hoping for the best OP!

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Chel2010 10

74-thank you! My first appointment is Wednesday, I'm a little nervous but excited :)

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marcranger 28

WTF is with all the congratulations? The wording and the fact that this is on FML to begin with are pretty strong indicators that OP doesn't want another child. I'd say a "good luck" is way more appropriate, since OP now has a tough decision to make (and OP, don't let anyone pressure you either way. It's YOUR call), and whether she keeps it or not, her husband's still a moron. FYL for sure.

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outoftown 26

56 - Agreed. This is like congratulating someone for a house fire. Don't see why so many people think unwanted babies are always a good thing, and are thumbing 56 down.

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7yzz 18

I agree!! Its like they're all implying that she shouldnt have an abortion lol. "Oh, we've said congratulations, now she'll be more inclined to keep it! I'm a Republican! :D " :l OP obviously doesnt want this baby, so she will most likely get an abortion, after all she got her husband a vasectomy, implying that they want to have sex without having any kids, so why would she want to go through a massive process that would leave ****** alot worse for wear, when they DONT want another child. Simple..

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MNBOY16 15

I had one as well. I would go and get myself checked, if I was sterile it would be an express ticket to D-town

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kendallw13 15

I was that baby for my parents... trust me, it's very possible.

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Rainbow35 6

Go on Maury and get a paternity test. Or just get one without going on TV, but I'm sure it would be fun to prove your husband wrong publicly...

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woiz 11

DNA test babe DNA test !!!"

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listicka 5

You really got smart husband. I guess you will have to spend money on DNA test to prove him wrong.

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dangousity 21

Comfort, .... Someone smarter would love to take care of his kids for him.

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