Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this...

By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2024 16:00 - South Africa

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant with our third child. This wouldn't be a problem but we only want two kids and I had a vasectomy 6 weeks ago (they take 3 months to be effective). We weren't careful only one time, and since it was difficult to conceive the two we wanted, we didn't think it would be a problem. FML

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By how the fuck did this happen?! - 11/09/2018 04:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

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By preggers - 29/11/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML

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By Robert - 27/12/2017 15:00

Today, a judge ruled against me. I filed for divorce because my wife got pregnant even though I had a vasectomy. Apparently, not informing your spouse of a vasectomy is worse than cheating in the eyes of the court. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Sunday 10 February 2013 12:12

Damn mailmen...

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Sunday 10 February 2013 12:11

blame it on the dog.

Comments

MiloBear 11

Sunday 10 February 2013 21:32

My aunt and uncle decided they didn't want kids so he had a vasectomy. Went to all the tests, was cleared and she got pregnant a few months later. With twins. My other aunt was dating a man who was infertile. In his previous marriage he had adopted three kids because of the infertility. Then lo and behold she got pregnant and they had to race to the altar; my cousin was born eleven days after their wedding. These things happen.

burningpassion69 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 21:35

Can't blame him

S182 15

Monday 11 February 2013 0:41

Yes you can. Vasectomies can fail, and also you gotta make sure you clear the pipes after its done. They failed to follow instructions it would seem. I say they, because as husband/wife, this sorta thing affects both of them and are both of their responsibilities.

outoftown 26

Sunday 10 February 2013 23:13

Best of luck, OP, with whatever decisions YOU think will be best for your family. Sorry your husband seems too dumb and selfish to be of much help.

dleonard 5

Sunday 10 February 2013 23:17

My dad had a vasectomy and there are 3 of us after he procedure .. It can happen

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 11 February 2013 1:31

One of my uncles had a vasectomy and they still had another child afterwards... It's not fool proof. If he still doesn't believe, then have a blood test to prove it when the child is born.