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Tell it to Maury!
I had my vasectomy reconnect after 11 years. Have three grown daughters and my son is now nine. It was a shock but I wouldn't change a thing. FYI - a second vasectomy is a nightmare! I knew something was up when they pulled out the chainsaw and the arc welder... 2 1/2 hours on the operating table.
Whatever you do be sure to call the little tyke McGuyver.
The same thing happened to my aunt, and sadly my little cousin is now one and my uncle is still thinking my aunt cheated. One thing doctors fail to tell you is that even when someone has their tubes tied or a vasectomy, there is still a slight chance of pregnancy and the only true way to prevent pregnancy is to get a hysterectomy, which is more painful, has a longer healing time, and comes with some side effects that aren't the greatest.
Well, babies more often than not seem to come out looking more like their father as some sort of natural paternity test (though it's not always the case), so if that proves to be so, he might reconsider. Alternatively, you can apply for child support and the court will order a paternity test, or just buy a take-home paternity test kit.
I was a vasectomy baby! Shit happens :o
DNA test for sure. If your husband divorces you, you will really be able to stick it to him.
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Damn mailmen...
blame it on the dog.