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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By rainydays79 - 23/01/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 04:14

Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML

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By 1meme129 - 24/02/2016 14:12 - United States - Denver

Today, my little cousin told me about how he never wipes his ass, because if he doesn't, he doesn't need to wash his hands. FML

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By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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furryfatblob 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:18

what do they wash their hands before!?

MeltedMint 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 12:39

Aww it's too late. But you COULD always go around with some anti-bacterial soap and ambush their hands randomly.

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IWreastledABear 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:00

that's just yummy...

BadKitty13 28

Monday 12 July 2010 5:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !! NASTY AND GROSS

bumslie 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:04

probably best to use the fist bump when greeting them.

bunnie22 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:23

Ewwwww, gross!!!!

elise149 3

Monday 12 July 2010 6:18

Dido.

VampireGirl18 0

Monday 12 July 2010 6:18

That is just sick.

Sickkid97 5

Monday 12 July 2010 6:31

get over it... if you don't wash your hands, it builds up immunity

zeebug 0

Monday 12 July 2010 6:37

Why are ppl so gross? I mean how hard is it to wash your freakin hands?! I can only imagine how unclean the rest of their body parts are. I bet they don't even wipe after they shit or pee.

saliva3737 0

Monday 12 July 2010 8:31

do u want a ******* cookie?

lolylol_fml 5

Monday 12 July 2010 9:59

ick, that's naaasty

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