Love: Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving...

By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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Bad sitcom levels of incompetence

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 00:02

Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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Am I a joke to you?

By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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FML by proxy

By Everything Counts - 10/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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"Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…"

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife wants a divorce. Apparently, she only married me for my potential, since my twin brother is a lawyer, she hoped I’d become a success as well, but since I’m content to be a carpenter, she considers me a disappointment and a failure. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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KateeJo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:19

she ain't nothing but a gold digger.

alin123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:22

I'd punch my brother in the face

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Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:53

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!!!!!! Ding Ding!!!

BlaqMetal13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:54

now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:57

woowww 1 question is ur bro really hot??????

Carbonchild 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:12

Lucky you. Be sure to sue if you can so you can drive by when they are living under a bridge.

NightGod 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:19

Yeah, I'd say you came out way ahead on this one. Don't kick his ass yet, wait and sue and tell the judge you and your brother had a verbal agreement that he would pay you back in 90 days. It will be his word against yours and you'll seem the more respectable since he's the broke asshole who stole your wife and you didn't do anything except wait for the 90 days to be up. Then, after you win the lawsuit, kick his ass.

fatrickhockeymil 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:57

I completely agree with this.

masri_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:37

shell come back

aback 4

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:03

"hahahaha" is right. It'll be fun to watch that one blow up. When she comes crawling back, string her along for awhile.

screwball111 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:10

now I ain't sayin she a gold digger. but she ain't messin wit no broke.... I dint say the bad word~ yur welcome

leftylanza 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:15

That's just wrong. I'm sorry.

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:48

aww... i commented twice but they dont show up they do show up on my phone thou this sucks=(, well i say you go out with a smoking hot chick so you can take her to the next family get together and but make sure you buy the new chick all though expensive things that she always wanted and rub it in her face and make out with her like she always begged you and whined that you never held her well do it to the new girl call her cute little pet names and everything lol get back at the ho!!