Love: Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving...

By hahahaha090114 - 30/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

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By Annabelle - 05/07/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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Bad sitcom levels of incompetence

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 00:02

Today, in a moment reminiscent of Two and a Half Men, my divorce lawyer screwed me over and gave my soon-to-be-ex-wife 90% of everything. I now need to pay a new lawyer to fix what she screwed up. And yes, she was lashing out at me because my brother had sex with her then never called her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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Scaredy cats

By Clauric - 03/05/2016 15:15

Today, I found out my 35 year-old brother got divorced 18 months ago when my now ex-sister-in-law told me via Facebook messenger, and asked me to tell my parents, as both of them were too scared to do it themselves. FML

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Am I a joke to you?

By Devo - 12/08/2021 19:01

Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML

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FML by proxy

By Everything Counts - 10/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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"Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger…"

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife wants a divorce. Apparently, she only married me for my potential, since my twin brother is a lawyer, she hoped I’d become a success as well, but since I’m content to be a carpenter, she considers me a disappointment and a failure. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

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KateeJo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:19

she ain't nothing but a gold digger.

alin123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 23:22

I'd punch my brother in the face

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jamjenni2774 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:04

she will get what she deserves sooner or later!!

AliBear 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:06

wow dude I'm really sorry.

NorfolkDude 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:08

That's a majority of women for ya. They only care about looks and money, so when you gave your money away, she pretty much went where you put it.

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:21

That's a majority of douchebags for ya. They just make assumptions not really based in reality or fact to support their idiotic stereotyping to make themselves feel better about being so pathetic. So when the OP told his story, this douchebag pretty much spewed ignorant bullshit.

CRUZs_GURL1 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 2:50

yeah your a **** and not all women are like that... sorry if you don't have money and take a girl on a decent date haha!! dip crap

CheshireHalli 19

Sunday 31 January 2010 3:17

*holds up an "I ♥ Intoxicunt" sign*

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:18

Sweeeeeet. So, ladehs, I have $$$. JK. >_>

CheshireHalli 19

Monday 1 February 2010 2:45

Sweet, can I spend it, Toxi? ^_~ XD

ashley1518 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:14

uhhh oh why didn't you say anything???

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:19

If your brother is the type to screw your wife behind your back, then he probably needed to borrow the money because he's a low-life idiot. Write the money--and the woman--off as a bad investment, and rest content in the knowledge that he's bound to screw up again and need help (which he won't get from you). And this time, the unfaithful bitch who cheated on you will be tied to him.