By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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untoldfame 3

your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?

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rayrayyyx 0

i am really interested in knowing how someone could possibly think you deserve that. thats pretty messed up though...and slightly creepy.

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kaaz_fml 0

Simple, morons in the world exist to be dicks.

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plethora 3

I have no idea what that says. Comprehensibility fail.

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rygy481 0

Does your dad get a bonor everytime he says your name?

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mike2012 0

lol he probably does....

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chapmmel 0

LOL thats funny "[her name]" *boom* "[her name]" *boom* LOL

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lovelykendra5 0

It must be a beautiful name. hahahaha, i heart you #27. (:

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justxdream 0

the op's friends who are commenting this, are REALLY immature and annoying.

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Yumcatsoup 0

31st! @10, what does the z in zomg mean?

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alex_vik 0

It means nothing. "zomg" is either used by teenagers using leetspeek, or by people making fun of teenagers that use leetspeek.

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mylifesucks_alot 0

My "father" did the exact same thing to me. I've known since I was 5 and have wanted to change my name ever since but haven't had the extra money lying around to do it. I'm so sorry that this happened to you because I completely empathize. Its really a shitty thing for somebody to do and its wrong on so many levels.

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