By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
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ShadowNinja445 12

before people go on a rant saying he's an asshole, atleast he's willing to stay with you and the baby. I think he meant it as a joke and you took it the wrong way. Either way, congrats OP

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mpkpm 19

Oh gosh...well at least he's caring enough to try that? Idk I'm just trying to find a silver lining...sorry OP!

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mchmelev1993 10

-throws up- he dont deserve an ounce of you these next nine months period tell him to get used to blue balls ;)

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tayymeds 23

I guess at least he's trying...

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my_user_name 7

Without knowing if he was joking or not, it's hard to judge. I don't think most guys' brains are working quite correctly when they get news like that anyway. At least this shows he's not ditching you; that's better than some FMLs I've read. Still not the most supportive thing he could have said, to be sure.

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DestinysChampion 17

At least the kid cares, and was willing to try something, meaning it truthfully or not. Before you rip into him or start to feel bad, just think - he's still with you. It's going to be okay.

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tehdarkness 21

Haha at least he is on board!

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Sanduril 15

Am I the only one that thinks what he said is kinda sweet?

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rockhead1270 5

Pregnant sex is terrific!!!!! Especially in the office.

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conman531 23

That's better than him having a pregnancy fetish

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