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By Grad2010 - 18/11/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

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Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 20:21 - United States

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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loveyabb 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:14

WTF? Change your name.

Crickmasta 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:14

hahaha, fyl this is hilarious

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shanel13 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:53

omg sooo funny! my initials are S.T.L so it swears in french XD

JaneDoe_71 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:17

Really? and... what does STL means? Cause I'm french, and I don't know!

skeez_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:15

it could be worse- my friend's initial's are KKK. how his parents didn't realize that when they named him is beyond me...

DefyingGravity 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:16

Best initials EVER...mine are J.E.W...

SkyDance_fml 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:26

Are you Jewish, though?

Kuato 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:20

Who cares? Only fags get class rings.

FML_babe 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:22

my brothers is B.J.Pocock...way too funny!

perdix 29

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:28

2010 is NASTY! It means 2 threesomes each with two fat girls (the 0's) on one skinny guy (the 1). I'm surprised you didn't get arrested on the spot!

riku3220 2

Thursday 19 November 2009 1:23

Why can't it be 2 threesomes with 2 large guys and 1 skinny girl?

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 19 November 2009 2:12

Because 0 stands for ****** and 1 stands for penis, of course?

riku3220 2

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:19

Then how are the chicks fat?

perdix 29

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:36

riku, Because when I was a freshman in high school, one of my classmates who was a really skinny guy was poached by a big, fat senior girl. I said when they walked down the hall, they looked like the number 10. It became a classic among my classmates! This is why, in my mind, "0" means Carol C., aka Porky and "1" is Doug M. Therefore, that's why it is what I say it is. You may like to think differently, but that decades-old visual is still stuck in my head.