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By Grad2010 - 18/11/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I found out I will not be getting my class ring. The jeweler has a policy against doing engravings that contain "obscene or offensive language or phrases". What obscene phrase did I want? My initials and year. W.T.F. 2010. FML

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Today, I took a ring to be cleaned, and the jeweler offered to clean all my rings, so I gave them to him. When he gave them back, he said he'd polished all the scratches on the wedding band. The “scratches” were the remains of the original engraving on my dead father's wedding band. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2014 20:21 - United States

Today, after months of saving, I went to buy the wedding ring I promised to buy my fiancée. Just seconds after I walked in, the owner asked me to leave, saying he doesn't serve "trash" like me, while pointing at the memorial tattoo on the back of my hand. FML

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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By pookie99 - 17/06/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I went to sell my wedding rings, due to the fact that I'm getting divorced from a man who cheated on me. The jeweler informed me that the stone in my engagement ring is fake. I won't even be able to cover the divorce costs from the proceeds. FML

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By jkl54 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States - Salem

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the mall. We were looking at jewellery in Zales and she came across the engagement rings. She looks at one and says, "Are you kidding me? That ring is hideous and it's the most expensive one here! Who the fuck would buy that?" Well, that would be me. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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loveyabb 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:14

WTF? Change your name.

Crickmasta 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 23:14

hahaha, fyl this is hilarious

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:22

ahaha...win.

Tarheels131 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:35

Haha what's your name? My Initials are WTF as well. Wade Thomas Ferrari. That's hilarious I've never met someone else with the same initials!

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:43

Weird... I got "**** me silly until you ******* die" engraved in mine, and the jeweler didn't utter a sound. Great night, though. We're all going to miss that guy.

NeoJoe 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:45

ROFL FYL for having initials like that! But I wish my initials stood for something though too haha

jazz2dasmith 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 4:56

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rogo0003 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:03

Hahaha best fml ever

myownbestfriend 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:33

1) Who the hell gets a class ring? I didn't know anyone who was lame enough to get one. 2) Believe me, once you're out of high school, you'll realize that you don't care about it anymore. It won't matter. High school is not some huge deal. who cares? 3) The only person I've ever seen with a class ring after 1960 was getting his ass kicked at a college party. 4) why wouldn't you just change the initials on the ring to just your first and last? most people don't use their middle initials. 5) fyl for caring.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 7:24

What, really? Nearly everyone in my class, and the class lower, had class rings. My parents and their classmates had them, too (but most of them lost them or put them in storage). My teachers had them, but nobody but the football coaches wore them (lost/storage again). It's kind of a traditional thing to at least get one. Like... going to prom, getting a senior shirt, being exempt from exams, supervising pep rallies, getting free roam of the halls, exchanging photos, throwing grad caps, etc... Trivial? Sure, but it doesn't mean people aren't going to do it or aren't allowed to do it.