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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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Hole in one

By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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Plug me in

By Plugged - 04/03/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML

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By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:09

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

Evarella 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:12

This is just downright stupid.

Comments

SouthernPride95 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:43

Haha i did that when i was 5

1summitash 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:59

How old are you?

panchis16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:21

Haha well that was stupid!!!

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:53

At least you know where one of your lost marbles are!

gurly98 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:16

Deserved it

Lei_Aili 18

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:19

Don't put marbles in your nose put them in there do not put them in there!

Lunantic 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:23

It might not have been her, it didn't specifically say it was. Unfortunately, that's what has me on the fence for this post.

SkardeyKat 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:25

You, out of the gene pool, now!!

annihil8or 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:28

Try putting glass up ur nose next time

Lludes 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:30

Your an idiot even my 3 year old know not to shove marbles up his nose.....dumb-ass

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