Miscellaneous: Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large...

By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By farhia97 - 08/11/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 23:22 - Venezuela - Barquisimeto

Today, I had to take my fiancé to the hospital so they could remove a tampon applicator that he claimed he somehow "fell onto". It was lodged up his nostril. I'm marrying this man in a week. FML

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You deserved it 5 138

Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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You deserved it 349

Hole in one

By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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You deserved it 102

By BloodyNoseMcgee - 11/10/2018 15:30

Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML

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By Medfail - 20/06/2016 07:13 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, at the age of 27, I learnt that your tonsils aren't the dangly bit at the back of your throat. I work in healthcare. FML

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By ThatWasntFun - 29/01/2015 21:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I went to have a pre-cancerous mole removed off of my nose. When the doctor numbed my nose, she didn't check to see if the anesthetic actually worked, and began hacking away at my nose, leaving me to feel every last flick of the razor. Turns out I have an immunity to that anesthetic. FML

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:09

Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

Evarella 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:12

This is just downright stupid.

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SouthernPride95 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:43

Haha i did that when i was 5

1summitash 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:59

How old are you?

panchis16 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:21

Haha well that was stupid!!!

gruvychild 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 15:53

At least you know where one of your lost marbles are!

gurly98 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:16

Deserved it

Lei_Aili 18

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:19

Don't put marbles in your nose put them in there do not put them in there!

Lunantic 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:23

It might not have been her, it didn't specifically say it was. Unfortunately, that's what has me on the fence for this post.

SkardeyKat 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:25

You, out of the gene pool, now!!

annihil8or 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:28

Try putting glass up ur nose next time

Lludes 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:30

Your an idiot even my 3 year old know not to shove marbles up his nose.....dumb-ass

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Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML

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Today, I fell and impaled my leg on a steel rod at work. The first guy to respond to my agonised cry for help must’ve been a total moron because he thought it was a prank and yanked on the rod to see how it worked. Then he asked if I did it on purpose to get a day off. FML

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Another wonderful FML video created by the not-so-wonderful Louis.

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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Today, my mom stole 18 grand from my disabled sister's trust fund to give to an online boyfriend. As a trustee, the government can go after me for what my mom did. FML

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Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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Same thing different taste

Quite the catch

Booger block

Hole in one

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