By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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catfan 4

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.

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thatgirlkat 9

That tells you what she's doing in the shower.

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nyahz1 7

Get over it people. Its normal for children to discover masturbation as early as 11, OP you are not a bad mom ignore those comments. Obviously you and your child have a healthy relationship, she confided in you right? Now after the appropriate sex ed talk was given, i hope you went somewhere to LAUGH OUT LOUD!!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

This is what abstinence-only sex ed gets you. Thanks for nothing, Talibangelists.

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filthy44 2

Probably one of those teens that wears nothing but Sophie's and tanks. Bravo, daddy.

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mybubbles2000 13

A 13 year old is still a child who shouldn't be having sex let alone getting pregnant.

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AntiPrude 26

A 13 year old shouldnt be having sex, no, but a 13 year old is not a child. An 8 year old is a child. A 13 year old is a teenager.

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sunshine11242012 3

She is 13 and pregnant????

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jnchristensen 8

You should probably explain that it was actually the sexual intercourse that got her pregnant

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ImmaEatYouXx 10

My mum told me it was 'a special cuddle' when I was younger. I was scared to hug any males for ages...

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DarkskyFML 5

I feel your pain. The bathtub knocked up my daughter and now that bastard won't even return her calls.

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