By catfan - 30/10/2013 05:48 - United States - Wildomar

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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catfan 4

Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.

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thatgirlkat 9

That tells you what she's doing in the shower.

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timss4 19

You're implying its the school systems fault when there are many factors that go into what she learns. Like not paying attention or not asking questions when she doesn't understand something. Not to mention when you're raising a child in this generation, sex is everywhere, school or Other kids shouldn't be where they first learn something like this.

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ottokat 15

Watch out! Sex is everywhere! In the streets, in the sheets, meet and greets, it is out there! Bring an umbrella!

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buddy42012 1

Y is your 13 yo using the shower head herself must hav learned it somewhere... Thanks mom

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monnanon 13

by Odins beard you are stupid, did your parents sit down and show you how to **********? no? well how the **** did you learn then? oh wait that right experimentation like everyone else.

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timss4 19

Actually I know many ppl who learned how to ********** from their parents because they'd rather they ********** than actually go out and have sex.. Just sayin... Lol

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monnanon 13

if their parents actually taught them through example how to ********** then that is child abuse.

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strapper88 6

Plus how many movies these days show that kind of shit?

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AntiPrude 26

@176 what do you mean why? She is 13 years old, and masturbates, just like most other 13 year olds. Are you asexual/homeschooled?

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LordSatan 4

She has discover masturbation with the shower head lol, many young girls done this it's normal but yeah teach her some sex ed. Lol

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tvwrestler98 14

something tells me you're one of those moms that don't care what happens in your daughter's life...

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Sweetpea22 14

Seems to me, you're too stupid to read what the OP said

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joawmeens 7

Something tells me you're really fun at parties...

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XIceBlueX 21

When it comes to school sex Ed, they only tech you the basics. When we had a class in 6th grade, they skipped important details. They were obviously extremely embarrassed to talk about it to us, and it was their job. You're better off giving her the talk.

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iiiPug 7

Well.... we all knew it would happen one day.

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PandaBurst 10

First off, why is your 13yr old daughter pregnant? Secondly, maybe look into getting a fixed shower head so that it's not used for naughty things?

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basicperfection 16

First off, read what OP said, second off, masturbation is waaaay better than actually going out and having sex. Sexual frustration isn't fun, so why not encourage self pleasure rather than telling her it's bad so that she'll go out and have sex?

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Sweetpea22 14

The daughter isn't pregnant, read what OP said. All that tanning must have fried your brain

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limabeans101029 20

First off, she's not pregnant as OP has already clearly stated. Secondly, masturbation is not "naughty"- it's a healthy and natural thing to do, even for younger people.

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AntiPrude 26

@186 'naughty things'? Wow, are you a homeschooled 8 year old?

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paigexox0 37

Dont you sound like a big ball of sunshine

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bakingqueen 7

I had to have the talk with my daughter when she was in the 5th grade because I had found a note from a girl classmate saying "that if his dick wasn't at least 8 inches or more it wasn't worth it". I had to explain to my daughter that 1. 8 inches or more isn't very common and 2. most women don't need or want 8 inches or more.. lol

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A7XCamaro 19

Really? That's what the talk you gave your daughter at 10 or 11 was? Basically you just said don't worry about the size?

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amisenho 11

Don't you see? That note saying that "less than 8 inches isn't worth it" was her friend's way of keeping her from having sex. If 8 or more is so uncommon (and if she turns down every other guy that's smaller), the likelihood of her getting pregnant would be lower! Eh, I'm just grasping here.

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