By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful

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TheFamilyElf 17

The gift that keeps on giving.

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RawEndo 1

Thats why u gotta get checked out first! U sure know how to pick them

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Wtfeezy 5

Must of been the best gift you ever had huh!

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Melinie 7

If your boyfriend is a toilet and gave you herpes, he is only checking if you'd stay... (Family Guy reference)

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Sexy_Smurf 16

Um... Happy birthday i guess??? That sucks OP... your boyfriend is an arse....

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hellbilly205 17

It doesn't say they had sex, but nice reading skills you have.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

^ You're right, it doesn't say that, but we can only assume they had sex in order for her to get herpies.

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brilliantideas 6

Nope, skin to skin contact is enough to get herpes.

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CaramelMacchiato 13

Sure, but it depends what kind of herpies you're talking about. Genital or oral?

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jaketheford 0

Clearly didn't get the reference. Lonely Island and Akon.

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RawEndo 1

Doesnt matter no more sex

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march_17 0

I wonder what hey will give you for your next birthday.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY btw!

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ITalkthatShit 6

Well it is the gift that keeps on giving!!!

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groupleader 7

Doesn't matter, had multiple partner, unprotected sex....

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calivianya 29

That's making a pretty big leap. It's possible to get an STD from the first partner you ever have even if you use protection every time.

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angelinaanimerg 7

This isnt even funny... I dont know why people are laughing. This shit isnt chlamidiya, it never goes away. The guy is a prick

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daminantion 14

Maybe the guy didn't know? Perhaps he had the strain by no symptoms, and OP is more susceptible? Sure blame the guy since he started with it.. Do we now call OP a retard for not getting him tested? Don't be so rude to call names and assume. I know you Americans have an issue when it comes to hospitality, but come on.

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skittlesmeep 4

Now hopefully you are more forthcoming with your next partner and tell him what you have, so he doesn't have a surprise gift as well

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