Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his... - FML

By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Confidential

By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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"Found", eh?

By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

Spicy

Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 53 650

By AloneAgainNaturally - 09/09/2016 21:03 - United States - Charlottesville

Spicy

Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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You deserved it 6 213

By FMeRight? - 28/12/2015 20:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me in front of his whole family with the ring his mother had helped him pick out. Two hours later, I found emails of nudes from another women that had been sent to him a week prior, on his phone. Our flight for home leaves in a week. FML

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Double life

By augustpearl - 09/05/2022 16:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 04:00

Spicy

Today, my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it. I found 10 texts threads from 10 different women, one of them from my 18 year old sister who was sending him nude pictures. FML

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jif_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:24

if you and your boyfriend are of the age where one's phone might be taken away, you shouldn't be sexting.

jpwdragon 0

Monday 27 September 2010 23:17

best. punishment. ever. XD

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texas_Colt 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:09

one of you 64;)

ChiefLancaster 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:31

send me the picts, my dad cant take my phone away from me,, he is in IL, and I am in China ,,,, LOL

crissybear 8

Tuesday 28 September 2010 6:51

WOW... you totally deserve to get punched in the face for being a dumbass...! doesn't matter how old you are, you just don't sent naked pics now a days....!

teeyah_fml 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 7:29

lmao, that SUCKS!

smithy0989 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 8:00

you don't deserve it for being a kickass DTF girlfriend!! good job

kaileigh10 2

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:04

if he's so young his dad is taking his phone away that means are too young to be sending naked pics. SMH

herediaLove 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:42

sounds like bull!!! ... you didn't anything was wrong when he didn't reply???

herediaLove 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:44

think*

BoneThugBaby 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:02

ur lame ass for that

frosty10 7

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:09

why would u do that if he wasnt answering u in the first place???

Illyssa_fml 4

Tuesday 28 September 2010 11:21

How did you not notice that he didn't have his phone. Is it normal for him to not reply to those pictures or call you for a week??

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Today, since I've been enduring a sore throat, I got Chloraseptic lozenges to finally get a bit of relief. When I put one in my mouth, I nearly choked on it. Imagine that: trying to soothe your throat, and you almost die by accidentally obstructing it instead. The irony almost hurts even more than my throat does. FML

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Today, while at a baseball game, I was telling my friends about my underaged drinking experience at my sister's bachelorette party. It wasn't until I was done telling the story that I realized the Dean of my college was right behind us, looking right at me. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

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Today, I knew I was a small guy and finally about to get laid for the first time in years. Everything was going great, until she got my pants off. She stared at it, stared at me, stared back at it and said, "Yeah, that’s not gonna happen." Got dressed and left. Sadly this has happened many times. FML

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Today, I'm having heart surgery. The doc came in, donut in one hand and papers in another. While I was filling them out, his hands kept trembling, and he dropped the donut on the floor. He fumbled to pick it up and kept eating. The guy I'm entrusting my life to doesn't even respect the five-second rule. FML

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