By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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_lifehappens_ 29

Not that i know op, but if you have certain skin problems, u have to get moisturizer that is that expensive, hope you dont though

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evildemonchild 18

Well if it's bother you so much try putting hot sauce in an empty lotion bottle? ._. Or talk to him

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CoriCat 25

Well maybe if you'd put out more he wouldn't ********** so much.

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nkb94 18

I really don't understand these expensive moisturizers. Maybe it's just me.

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JH159753 21

I've got skin problems, and that's why I need expensive moisturizers.

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anonymous100000 17

make him buy you a new one

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unholyswiss 19

How long did it take to notice that? Or for you to smell it on his weiner afterwards.

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404wan 19

sounds like you need to get your priorities in check. you know all those face cream commercials want you to feel ugly so they can "fix" all that is wrong with you with this magical potion, right? seriously, if you spend 90 bucks on moisturiser you dont have a skin issue, you have a self-esteem issue.

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