Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML

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By tingles - 19/01/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Solihull

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 05:57 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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By SilkySmooth - 28/11/2018 22:00

Today, I realised why my room has been smelling like berries and why sex has been so uncomfortable recently. Apparently boyfriend doesn't know the difference between hair conditioner and lube. FML

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By scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States

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Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

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By silkysmooth - 31/10/2011 23:29 - United States

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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:11

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

ACrispyRainbow 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:09

Problem?

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ultra_notorious 26

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:41

sounds like you aren't being such a good gf if he still feels the need to beat off

j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:41

What the hell kind of moisturizer are you using? is it bottled in gold?

BabyWest 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:04

I think it has gold flakes in it..

santel_fml 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:39

Who spends that much moisturizer?

Roehl2011 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:46

Wanna teach him a lesson? Refill the bottle with Bengay!

trere 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:22

wow u should hurt him

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:42

Why couldn't he just have sex with you instead..? That's a really douche-y thing for him to do. If he wants to jack off with 90 dollar lotion, the least he could do is buy his own bottle.

cheerluv15 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:25

Make him pay for it

BabyWest 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:01

maybe you should invest on buying some less expensive moisturizer

psycho_mp 0

Friday 23 December 2011 22:39

maybe pleasing him more would reduce him looking for other means maybe?

kickAZZ18627 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 9:38

Your "Wank" is spoiled...I don't even use $90 moisturizer on myself let alone me ****!!

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