By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
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cookiexcookie 0

break up with him...I don't think u want to be the 4th women with the 4th child :/

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runormal 0

YDI, shoulda married him. But deke quickly

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dayrin7 4

ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! lol before you become number 4! ^_^

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leapinlarry 0

I had an uncle that was in a relationship with a woman who had 5 kids.... with 5 different men. Not sure how he failed to see that giant, obvious warning sign. True story.

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OMGitsKaleyxo 0

sweeeet haha. are they nice kids?

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rcjamie 0

and you didn't know until now? that is something that is bound to come up in conversation, don't you think? YDI

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anniebananie 3

"I'm just having sex with with not one, not two, but THA-REE different guys. That's right, I'm a player, but that's cool, cause I got it like that." (Anyone who can guess where that's from, gets a cookie!)

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lifeislife_fml 0

OH! It's that bitch girl who was on Maury and wants a baby! That was hilarious.

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aLLieRoSe 0

hahaha thats the first thing I thought of! "if my baby loses a pacifier.. i have THA-REE more!"

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letitbe56 0

I'm gonna dress my baby in all brand names, and if I can't afford, then I guess I'll have to steal it. If my baby's cold and it needs a blanket, that's cool, because I have it.

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genius_man16 0

lmao, that crazy bitch on the maury show! haha oh man, classic stuff here's the link if anyone is interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc

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Pmm368 5

dump him, he doesn't deserve you. He could have a 4th child with you and leave you too.

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Inked2009 0

How do you not know something that huge, this is so fake.

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SimpleSimon 0

Presumably because he concealed it from her?

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fudgemeister 0

The perfect ending to this FML would have been something along the lines of... and I just found out I'm pregnant.

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plexico 3

All this tells me is that you had better be on top of your birth control thing because your man has super sperm. If you miss your pill one day, BOOM, not a first, not a second, not a third, but a fourth child by not one, not two, not three, but four women. And the fertility ball is in your court. If you two can't conceive, the culprit is obvious. Forewarned is forearmed.

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