Animals: Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 964

You deserved it 2 864

Alas, poor little dude

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 768

You deserved it 44 707

By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 117

You deserved it 2 421

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 338

You deserved it 4 647

By Person in Alaska with a Ferret - 04/03/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 956

You deserved it 4 701

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 331

You deserved it 5 424

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 927

You deserved it 3 206

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 016

You deserved it 7 218

By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 527

You deserved it 8 211

Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 715

You deserved it 5 744

RinaRina 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:33

Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò

afdude87 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:11

he did run away, to your dads stomach.

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Keylogger_0 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:28

NO! You share! (karate yelling) *If anyone doesnt understand this, its from family guy*

whistlepig21 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:33

stupid rednecks

QueenPeppermint 7

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:37

Man my family is about to start raising meat rabbits... That's effed though... eating a pet...

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:49

Next time don't name your pet rabbit Stu, and he may not become lunch.

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 5 February 2011 17:53

Next time don't name your pet rabbit Stu, and he just might not become lunch.

nerdwithagun 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:04

Beat the shit out of your dad.

millionaire93 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:10

that's ffreakin disgusting

OnTheNine 3

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:11

Any missing women in the area. I smell potential serial killer. ;)

PancakesEqualLov 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 19:35

win ^

yeahiknow0 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:28

Eewwwwwww!

punkylemon 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 18:42

^win^

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Same thing different taste

Alas, poor little dude

Underwhelming

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