Animals: Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By jackskellington - 11/02/2015 04:34 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, my six year-old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Person in Alaska with a Ferret - 04/03/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I found out that my ferret, which my parents had told me ran away a few years ago, was actually given to my cousin while I was at a friend's house. My parents didn't want to deal with him anymore and gave him away for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:42 - Ireland

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By Loveless - 05/06/2011 12:23 - Canada

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

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Underwhelming

By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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RinaRina 9

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:33

Oh wow... eating rabbits is normal but eating your childs beloved pet rabbit is SICK! the fact he ate the pet his daugther had cuddled and loved and would have hated to see die..... killing your kids pet is plain sick nomatter where ó_ò

afdude87 6

Saturday 5 February 2011 12:11

he did run away, to your dads stomach.

Comments

varkey 7

Saturday 5 February 2011 20:30

WTF? he ATE it?? That's messed up FYL

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:07

Seriously? Yes, the trama from dad eating the chocolate bunny and telling his son that his chocolate Easter bunny candy ran away made it to FML...

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:18

Meant for #11. That's wierd.

MsKittyKatWeber 10

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:24

with this crappy economy anything is fair game. yum yum!

attatood 8

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:02

Fair "game"...hehe. I see what you did there.

kayluhchaos 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:28

O.O

kayluhchaos 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:29

#10, I live in the south and I've never eaten any type of rabbit, possum or "hunted" meat. we aren't all rednecks.

kendallannalea 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:06

You've never had hunted meat? o= I've never had possum, or rabbit, but deer sure is yummy.(: But seriously, eating your child's pet? What the crap? You sir, are heartless.

dt520 4

Saturday 5 February 2011 21:34

what the ****? how redneck do you have to be to go "well huntings a bitch i'll just take my kids rabbit and cook it up for dinner!"

Jenn_the_hen 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:56

My family has a story similar to that. My grandparents on my father's side were Italian and one of the things they ate on occasion was rabbit. When my aunt was young they got her two rabbits as pets. They ended up keeping the two rabbits that were my aunts and raising the younger rabbits as food.