By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 395
You deserved it 4 397

Same thing different taste

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Ikickmidgets 11

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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onorexveritas 23

obviously that means she IS working...working the sheets

Well, I guess even prostitutes want romance? Maybe you were the only one who could give that to her? But it really sucks she didn't tell you before though, and even quit if she was serious about your relationship..

BigGrouchy 0

At least your getting the discounted rate

Relationships aren't always going to be the standard traditional monogamous man and woman; it's unfair to assume that since she's a prostitute, she doesn't also feel a need for a real, romantic relationship. It was pretty shitty of her not to be honest about it, but this could be a thing that the OP can get past if he's willing. In places where prostitution is legal, while it can cause complications for people's personal lives, it's just a job. Especially if she's a high-class escort, in which case STDs aren't going to be a big issue, since professionals who do that for a living are very careful about it. It's something the OP should definitely discuss with her, though, just to be sure that she's taking every precaution she can. For those of you with very narrow ideas of what prostitution is, check out the British series "Secret Diary of a Call Girl". It's an autobiographical show based on the blog of a London prostitute. It's surprisingly enlightening. It's not hardcore ****, but it's also not exactly work safe, so kids should stay away ;P As an added bonus, the actress who plays the main character is Billie Piper, who played Rose in Doctor Who.

p71interceptor 6

Yo u hav ur beez then u hav ur top beez nah sayin pimpin nah saying

Been there, done that. I bet the sex was amazing though. That's probably why you never saw this coming. Sorry, dude.