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By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Just me - 09/09/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

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By John - 12/12/2021 11:01

Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

LucianDeSouza 4

Friday 21 October 2011 18:36

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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Doombuggyman 2

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:44

Actually it seems to me she has indeed been "going to work".

miZscrZee 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:08

OMGSH. what a ***** BAG.

williamwheat37 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:19

Now you can sing "im in love with a stripper"

elisabeth1_fml 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:24

You mean you were dating a prostitute right RIGHT !

RavenDesired 10

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:58

@Zoraman5, the first thing that came to mind when I saw your picture was KIRIMI!

Kiksters 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 2:59

What a ******* scandless ass woman!!!! I'm sorry but women like that give the rest of us bad names.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 22 October 2011 3:09

Send her to the Red Light District.

pepperedmint 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:05

Wow. Sucks since she never told You .

TheColorOfAir 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:33

"Was" dating a prostitute...right?

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:43

Man you might as well pimp her out. She's already a *****, you should try to profit from it. Not really, but it's a thought...

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Today, I'm pretty sure my husband of 8 years is sleeping with the skank who's in the fire department with him. Out of nowhere, he started texting her and wouldn’t come home until 12:30 a.m. for a whole week. When I confronted him about it, he flipped out. Sadly, it won’t be the first marriage she’s ruined. FML

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Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML

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