By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML
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Ikickmidgets 11

Go get tested before your dick falls off man!

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LucianDeSouza 4

At least you know you don't have to support her unemployment .

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j_cat187 19

Calling me a dog, Well leave dog alone, Cuz nothings gona stop me from burring my bones, In the back yard or at someone else's house, Old dirt dog but I'm not dogged out, Here comes rover sniffing at your ass, Pardon me bitch as I shit on your grass, That means hoe, You've been shited on, I'm not the first dog that has shited on your lawn, Hooooowwweeeeee!!! Yea hayyyyyyy he hawwwwwaaaa!!!! Hoeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! But yea play her some ODB that song would work fine

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satph 12

prostitutes generally have more than one customer but still fyl

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octolizzy 0

Dude, there is only one solution. Be a pimp and take half her earning.

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JamesOnToast 5

Pretty sure you should now say, "was dating a prostitute". People like that don't deserve the one who loves them!

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