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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Top comments

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

Comments

TheBoss47_fml 3

Buy a horse costume and make a centaur.

Talis99 26

Have her watch "Mr Hands" and then have her read up on what happened to him. Maybe that'll put a damper on the whole thing.

THAT'S NOT A FURRY! Furries dress up like animals. Yiffers have sex in the costumes. Your girlfriend is a zoophile. And that is ***********.

the_deded 8

I'm a furry and that even disturbs me.