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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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Top comments

Shadowchire 12

The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Comments

Girlswrestle 5

I know that feel dude, my boyfriend is a brony and into ferries too. I kinda just look past that.

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DJDualScreen 4

He ever want you to role play as his favorite character?

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klawzor 17

Not sure if I should down vote or up vote....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Gives a new meaning to the term "wanting a man who's hung like a horse."

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ChibiChick25 8

She must love that two guys one horse video. Ps the guy dies from horse penis

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DJDualScreen 4

I love how so many people rip on furries, but fail to realize that our species has quite the obsession with fictional works that involves imbuing human qualities into other creatures. I mean, Walt Disney built an empire on that very principle. And popular fictional works? Kung Fu Panda, A Bug's Life, TMNT, Mickey Mouse, Looney Tunes like Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, MLP(yes, that too), and even the old children's fables like Puss in Boots.

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Vlen_fml 20

before certain laws were passed making it illegal on basic internet in most countries, I had the unfortunate experience of being sent a link of a woman getting doggy-styled by a pony. your girlfriend only THINKS she wants to bang a horse, trust me, those parts do NOT fit together.

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