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By Anonymous - 13/12/2015 11:47 - Australia - Canterbury

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Today, I found out my girlfriend is a full-on, wants-to-be-banged-by-a-horse furry. FML
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The only rational solution is to bang that furry into next week dressed as a horse

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Chances are she's actually into petplay or "ponyplay" specifically. Ever heard of kittenplay? It's basically just girls that wear lingerie with cat ears/tail/collar and it's part of bdsm. That's what ponyplay is but a bit more serious and it's a pretty common fetish. You don't have to be into it but try not to assume she's into some weird stuff without talking to her about it first. If she is however into ***********, please make sure she's aware that's abusive and dangerous and to not actually try anything with a horse or any animal ever.

That's ***********, not the furry fandom.

I'm a furry, but that shit is weird. animals are friends, not.. sex toys? Lol better get to dressing like a horse... unless she means a real horse... then run.

SpawnofAthena 16
dannnngthatsux 19

wtf? Autism? You need to go back to school!!

Sexual furries are cancer. Non sexual furries are allergies.

Run dude. Furries are ******. She'll have normal sex with you maybe three times or so before she asks you to **** her in a horse suit. I've been with a furry, and unless they're with another furry, having a sexual relationship won't work. They want to be treated like animals, and act like animals while wearing their suits. I remember he would meow and paw at my boobs. I couldn't deal with it personally.

dannnngthatsux 19

One, not all furries are like this (sex), at least he didn't have to bite you for you too ****** like real cats!!