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By fouryearswasted - 19/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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By Danny - 12/09/2018 20:30

Today, after being together for 8 months, I learned that not only was my boyfriend a liar, but that he is also married, and has been for 4 years. FML

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By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 00:02

Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Franco24 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:57

well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.

Doortje 29

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:50

Run, run, as fast as you can!

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cdcsfinest 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 14:32

ur a sancho

Vaesive 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:54

Sliz-zut!

Pinkskullsblackb 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:02

Leave her right now or make her divorce

LifeSuckz0415 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 18:19

What a bitch!!

rmeyer6 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 13:50

you've got a keeper!

Personification 5

Monday 17 December 2012 7:47

Invest in a gun. Or two.

Sarah__917 14

Monday 17 June 2013 6:37

So fake

bobman51 15

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:32

This really needs a follow uo

bobman51 15

Thursday 17 July 2014 0:33

*follow up

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