Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married... - FML

By fouryearswasted - 19/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

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Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2023 00:02

Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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By the other man - 28/08/2013 03:11 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML

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Franco24 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:57

well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.

Doortje 29

Sunday 19 December 2010 12:50

Run, run, as fast as you can!

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RonRon951 0

Monday 20 December 2010 8:24

ouch

gunman15 4

Monday 20 December 2010 8:44

before the week is over RUN AWAY very far like to mixico once there change your name to pablo and live the rest of your life there

allisoncaitlin 1

Monday 20 December 2010 8:51

you can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man?

luigi702 0

Monday 20 December 2010 9:56

who knows maybe he went gay in prison you may still live through this maybe..... lol

iHateThisLife 10

Monday 20 December 2010 10:06

if ur lucky he'll b a repeat offender and go back to Jail in a week!

trackstar16 0

Monday 20 December 2010 10:53

damn some of you ppl are fuuuuucked up.

rhsfender 5

Monday 20 December 2010 14:53

g.t.f.o.o.t.

AerBear 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:33

Idk..even if a crazed ex-con wasnt coming to kill and/or rape you I'd still break up with the chick for lying to you for 4 years. Just saying. Your life isnt ******, just live and learn and find someone better.

AerBear 0

Monday 20 December 2010 16:35

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fjretsel 1

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:01

good. now you can have a threesome. I think he wants to show you a few things he learnt in prison.

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