Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed... - FML

By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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ryannmichael 17

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:15

Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.

websphere69 27

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:18

Oh yes they call her the streak!

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jansdrs 19

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:46

You can never look at Grandma's cookies the same again.

whassallt26 13

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:53

So.much.sagging.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:59

well, mostly flippity floppity

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 19 August 2015 12:21

Flippity floppity, Grandma's on her way!

beeferjay 34

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:06

*hands op the eye bleach

SubparAtBest 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 10:47

*hands you the regular bleach* cheers!

StickyPickles 33

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:08

The fact that you know she "didn't have enough time" tells me you had a quite interesting conversation with granny. . Maybe just a tad bit awkward, especially if eye contact was made during said incident

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:16

At least you are a girl...but you are living in a house not a locker room...

jenndan36 12

Wednesday 19 August 2015 2:58

wow...so what. having lived with my grandma years ago, looking back I can only be grateful. nudity is not gross, its natural. be happy you have somewhere to live. ydi

meliodafool_ 15

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:22

natural, but not always welcomed.

xoamy906 25

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:55

How the hell does OP deserve that? Nobody wants to see their grandma naked.

IrisKitty 6

Friday 21 August 2015 7:24

did I say I was ungreatful? I can be greatful while being highly uncomfortable with the fact that I saw her naked!

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 19 August 2015 3:23

Were her knees knocking her nips as she ran?

HerobrineSks 10

Wednesday 19 August 2015 3:29

God. Someone, brainwash the young male! He won't remember shit.

HerobrineSks 10

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:21

Shit, I mean she...

HerobrineSks 10

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:22

Shit I mean she....

LilMissCanadian 22

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:06

That must have been scarring.

ukeandfoodislife 19

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:18

If you're still living with your grandma, then YDI. Get your own place. Since you have to be 18 to be on FML, you should have your own place or don't complain.

Cathrin 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:28

You realize how hard it is to gain enough financial stability to do that nowadays?

amanda182 19

Wednesday 19 August 2015 7:13

Have your own place at 18? Where the **** do you live lol, because I sure as hell know in CT that's damn near impossible.

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