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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By cAPITOLpORN - 23/06/2015 15:57 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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Keep your secrets, do your own laundry

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 22:00 - United Kingdom - Chester

Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 14 September 2010 9:28

Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"

FreddyMustDie 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 9:09

you lucky bugger

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talksarahh 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 21:05

im sorry that was your first ******, haha. it's ok that u got a boner (=

smazzone 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 21:26

Ewe u should claw ur own eyes out

ninjanate 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:11

he can't unsee it's in his mind. clawing his eyes out won't work. if he can't see what's around him he'll just think of that moment he say his grannies ass.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:09

Ugh. Don't you wish they made mind bleach... FYL.

madman1901 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:39

FAKE! blue collar comedy tour joke

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 23:08

neither does mine

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:42

Fuuuuuuu

OmgO_o 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:26

the older the bear, the sweeter the juice! hahahahah XD

alwayshold 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:53

G.I.L.F

melissa8998 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 2:23

Awesome. LMFAO This reminds me of the time my dad passed out naked in front of all my friends on the couch. Just... so wrong.

adzees 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 3:23

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML

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Today, for the first time since kindergarten, I won! I came first! Yes, I'm first on the waiting list for the M.A. degree I applied to. FML

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