By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 335
You deserved it 3 516

Same thing different taste

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russianspy1234 11

so go to appeals court with the death certificate and at least get the 100 taken off

Except... you don't get fined for lying to an officer simply BECAUSE they can't know what's a lie and what isn't.

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They've already said it, but I'll reiterate. Go to court. Bring the death certificate. Appeal the extra charges.

The number of so-called-lawyers on this thread giving legal advice is amazing, especially since most of them are wrong.

Exactly my thoughts. I hate Internet wannabe lawyers. I hate street lawyers more though. "don't move your car. Leave it the way it is cuz it's evidence!!" me: "sir get out of here and stop interfering with my accident scene" - "I'm just trying to help" - "go AWAY or I'll arrest you". - "you can't do that. I haven't done anything wrong. I'm just helping!" - **click click** of the handcuffs unfortunately Internet people can say dumb shit and get away with it. At least I can lock up street lawyers for obstructing/hindering and failure to obey

It has been said but... This whole ticket will get revoked in court. Half the time the officer won't even show up to defend the ticket and even if he does, just show them a copy of the death certificate. If you don't want to ask your family for a copy of the Death Certificate you can also look it up in the public record and provide proof that way, and go through the normal clerks to get certification so you don't have to ask anyone for anything that is in your immediate family. If you have a moderately good record, and they are pushing for at least the speeding ticket, ask for a stay of judification. That means they won't fine you for 6 months unless you accrue another fine. You keep your record clean and they expunge the old ticket. This also will allow you to keep your insurance premiums down. Just be honest, admit you were speeding but you didn't lie and it was a mistake, you made a poor decision to drive that night but you couldn't not be there and you momentarily lost track of the speed. Also mention you were offended that the officer accused you of lying but that you understand his job is difficult. Play to sympathies and judges fold like paper cranes. Most of them just want justice unless they're heartless and want to fulfill their quota, in which case, default to the stay of judification. All in all, it's most likely you'll get the entire ticket revoked.

xxreikoxx 31

Your comment makes a lot more sense and is better-explained than Butcher_1419's...

Although someone did bring up a horrible point. If you're black and near a city, it's gonna be harder. I know it sounds racist as hell but it's very true and it's horribly unjust, but just be aware of it and be confident and make sure you lay it all out. I'd say you've got a 50/50 that the cop even shows up, and if he does, just talk calmly and iterate the facts and the judge will side with you. Officers have a tough job and do get lied too, and if he happens to be a completely nasty cop (which are out there, no doubt) don't fight him, just explain what happened in nice, non-blunt terms and make sure you're heard by the judge and don't confront the officer. If he tries to trip you up, say you completely understood about the misunderstanding and you just want to come to a mutually beneficial conclusion. I'm not a lawyer, for the record, but this stuff does work.

Race has nothing to do with it. I work in a predominantly black city and all but two of my district court's judges are white... But guess what? Judges are impartial. They almost always give probation before judgment (aka stay of ajudication) on non-arrestable traffic offenses unless what you did was particularly heinous (like speeding 20+mph over the limit, gave a fake name, etc). It's so rare that anyone white or black gets found guilty in this city of any crime, even traffic. That's why so many people come here to do their crime. Dealing drugs is a felony, but here you get PBJ for a first offense lol. DUI/DWI is punishable up to a year in prison, but the most I've ever seen anyone sentenced to is 60 days of weekend incarceration! Doesn't matter who you are. For a minor traffic infraction, just tell the truth and throw yourself at the court's mercy. IF the cop fails to appear, PLEAD NOT GUILTY. Put your conscience aside and just say "not guilty" and go home lol.

xxreikoxx 31

In some areas of the country, race is heavily influenced. I live in a state where a black cop was shot to death several years ago, and they said "They couldn't tell the difference." I call BS on the "race has nothing to do with it" post...and I'm white.

DEFINITELY take this one to court. I hate this stuff because first, no one should be treated like this, and second, this really does make all police services personnel look bad. I'm a court reporter and know loads of service-oriented, trustworthy law enforcement personnel, several of whom have stepped in front of me during courtroom drama. They don't deserve the suspicion and non-cooperation that jerks like this create for them.

Dixie_Normous 0

YDI for thinking you're actually gonna pay that ticket.

Skee94 0

fukin fuzz man, no one loves them so they pik on normal ppl with souls

All fascist nazi pig ******* should be shot, drawn and quartered! imo. :)

xxxviii 5

I have never heard of a ticket for lying to a cop. I know you can have a problem with obstruction but lying? I am gonna have to call BS on this one....but thats just my opinion. Besides, hows he going to prove you are lying?