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By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 19:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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meanmeli 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:59

lmfao that's messed up

saintdalman 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:00

Time to start cooking your own meals!

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sk8rchick97 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:09

wow that's pretty messed up. this would happen only in America LMAO. FYL FO SHOO:/

Narc_fml 7

Friday 27 May 2011 1:18

I would suggest she seek counseling.

lunaXXdennice 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:49

if you love parents like that you should might as well just meet my friends mom

kitsune3 20

Friday 27 May 2011 1:56

Wow...That is some SERIOUSLY unhealthy behaviour. You should 1: start cooking for yourself. 2: Confront your mom and tell her (calmly and respectfully) that you don't appreciate her jeapordizing your health like that. and 3: try to help your mom find healthy ways to deal with her issues. She clearly has very severe issues with her self-esteem and appearance, and it is NOT healthy nor is it good parenting to sacrifice one's child's health and well-being over something selfish like that. She needs to be told up front that that is not okay.

djmixon 0

Friday 27 May 2011 1:59

learn to cook

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Friday 27 May 2011 2:23

Troll alert.

TokerDeviant 0

Friday 27 May 2011 2:33

Easy solutions. 1) Become belimig(Idk how to spell no spelling nazis allowed). 2) Poison the bitch. 3)Shove a cupcake in her mouth.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 27 May 2011 3:42

*sigh* You didn't even come CLOSE to it. The word you're looking for is bulimic. As for the OP. FYL.

krty402 7

Friday 27 May 2011 2:33

start making your own food an stop being so dependent on your mom. grow up

sashmagosh92 8

Friday 27 May 2011 3:32

Wow that's actually really cruel...I'm sorry :(

slinkydee 2

Friday 27 May 2011 3:59

EVIL! shes so obviously jealous. makes you wonder what else shes doing! Paybacks a bitch. Cook your own meals, lose the weight and rub it in her face. Send her chocolates from 'an admirer', make her coffee with extra teaspoons of sugar, buy her some jeans for xmas or her bday that are two sizes too small.

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