Health: Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and...

By fatteningmeup - 26/05/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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By mynameislor - 09/02/2010 14:26 - Canada

Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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You deserved it 695

By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 4 195

By tardspawn - 05/04/2015 15:38 - United Kingdom - Horsham

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

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You deserved it 4 010

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By furious parent - 03/07/2019 18:00

Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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You deserved it 11 458

By hungry - 12/02/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML

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You deserved it 3 509

By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 19:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

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You deserved it 9 528

meanmeli 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 18:59

lmfao that's messed up

saintdalman 4

Thursday 26 May 2011 19:00

Time to start cooking your own meals!

Comments

anniex 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:45

ha awhh. how'd you actually find out?!

almira_fml 5

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:51

damn...she got some issues...

copycat148 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:16

lol

Synyster430 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:21

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or in your case 'unhealthy'. - yours truly , Super Bad Pun Man

WickedPixie 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:26

I agree with sweet_candy, she needs help. Either get her help or reverse the treatment on her. Make her fatter while you start dropping pounds. Then tell her that she's just a crazy fat slob. (I can only assume, if she's pulling a stunt like that.)

aback 4

Friday 27 May 2011 0:26

LEARN TO COOK.

St3WI3 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:27

wow your mom's a but messed up

Sparx1_1 16

Friday 27 May 2011 0:35

Time to learn to cook. Also time to tell your idiot mother to get help for self-esteem issues.

Goingunder817 0

Friday 27 May 2011 0:52

Your mom is really messed up in the head.

Mystery_Machete 2

Friday 27 May 2011 1:07

Excellent... Switch plates with her. Unless she's eating the same food... In that case, just laugh. (If I'm not mistaken, isn't that the new game they're making for the kinect?)