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By homeless - 26/03/2014 23:45 - United Kingdom - Winchester

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 06:00

Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML

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Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

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By sparkyjaf - 14/05/2015 12:41 - Australia - West Pymble

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

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By NeedToBeMessier - 17/10/2015 21:32 - United States - Hardwick

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML

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By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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You deserved it 164

olpally 32

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:21

File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.

Ctrl_H 18

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:24

Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That ***** nasty brah.

Comments

Zwingend 15

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:36

I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, OP. I'd recommend looking at your cohort and seeing if they have anywhere you could stay. In the mean time, find an extended-stay hotel.

GodKing709 2

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:36

agreement or not they cant kick you out for cleaning go to the landlord and tenant board they will resolve it

buckdharma 37

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:42

Maybe it's not too late to turn into a slob and save your house.

yoursucklives 36

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:48

i have a strange feeling that's not the real reason why they want to kick you out.

ThomasBombadil 31

Sunday 6 April 2014 22:46

Yep, something else is afoot.

Dumbledora 9

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:52

If you're constantly bleaching/disinfecting everything, then I can understand. If not, then just get a motel until you can find somewhere better. Good luck!

jarobjent 17

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:53

Hey, a lot of college kids are slobs. They shouldn't have kicked you out though.

Lil_Red777 21

Thursday 27 March 2014 18:38

This didn't say anything about OP being a slob. They kept the kitchen "too clean"

quarks09 3

Thursday 27 March 2014 12:55

If its a place where the concept of a "too clean kittchen" exists, You probably didn't want to stay there anyway OP. Doesn't mean they should be allowed to do this. Good luck with finding a better place!