Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By anonymous - 15/02/2015 22:39 - United States - Valdosta

Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By familyfued - 17/02/2018 01:30

Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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Saturday 10 September 2011 2:39

Learn to swear at him in another language

liggity 1

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:41

Hopefully you'd already been served or u probably also ate some spit

Comments

mehwhocares 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:23

Lol u mad?

ObeseKitten 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:31

What did you say about her bitch mother/?

Lenho 26

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:34

You shouldn't have believed him without checking yourself. Are you going to believe pretty much everything he says?

Tummylove 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:05

Lol boyfriends do like to joke around a lot! But you should have seen that coming.

leannecloveryau 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:09

dayum, you should've used a dictionary. don't believe what your boyfriend says 100% of the time.

Cheesecakee 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:12

Soo...im guessing you assumed she spoke spanish in the first place..

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:19

Why are you dating this Douchebag? Seriously, I really don't get why you do not look up every Spanish word your boyfriend says to you. Don't assume that every word in Spanish he said means something that's appropriate for you to say and that it's ok to say it. -_-U

deviable 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:20

ALWAYS double check words someone who isn't an expert tells you before using them on a native.

Snickahs 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 4:23

He probably didn't expect her to say anything in public. Today, my girlfriend spouted off all the inapropriate language I have taught her in spanish to a waiter that understood her. FML