By MakeMeASandwich - 10/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with, "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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mismonroe 0

How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.

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mismonroe 0

How sexist of them to assume that because you are male you are sexist.

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spartan522114 0

Turn it around on them, that's what I always do.

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mismonroe 0

Exactly! Lawsuit!

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dvdp112 0

^^ you got good sandwich making hands I can tell..

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mismonroe 0

Only because I really like sammiches.

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AttucisFinch 0

Sandwich comments and your profile says eat me. Ummm... I'd eat you?

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TylersMB 0

having "eat me" on your profile is a little dangerous lol

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ABRxyeah 0

she's gonna have 40 year old creepers stalking her

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monnanon 13

LOL come on OP we know you would have said it regardless of the job you do :) Nah im only kidding, maybe it was one of those taken out of context moments.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

bet she can handle a mean footlong ;)

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teh_uber_muffin 3

That, sir, was what I was about to post. Good job.

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salvorican 24

If a tree falls on a woman would anyone be able to hear? The answer is no because there are no trees in the kitchen :D

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BagleHead 6

I don't think we need to worry about a bonsai tree falling on a woman. Unless its a little woman.

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Keffin 0

a woman walks into the forest. but the question is what is a forest doing in the kitchen?

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extreemguy19 7

a man runs over a woman in his car, who's fault was it? well, why was the man driving in the kitchen? YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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AttucisFinch 0

There we go. I like a woman that can join in the fun instead of getting all bitchy about it. Thumbs up!

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CitrusGirl 0

Usually we get "bitchy" when the sexist jokes are bad, which they most often are. This is a good one though.

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CrypticHatchet 0

why are women bad drivers? because there is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Blueglasscup 18

-Favourites- Did you call them sammiches? That might've been why.

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Thunderbender 2

Well there's your problem.

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Doem 2

Doesn't the subway call them subs?

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SteelCladAngel 0

sandwiches and subway employees are known as sandwich artists :-|

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DjeePee 24

Did the female worker tell it to your boss or did he just hear the conversation? If she told it, she really don't have a sense of humor.

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emmiep1011 7

I'll make all you boys a sandwich...

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tnlander 20

I bet it's a $5 footlong. "It's a man baby!"

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AttucisFinch 0

Sold. I'll take one of those doll

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aardvarkish 16

I sense an innuendo. Not with buns of bread.

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Luvmehateme292 0

I'm not a boy but can you make one too? I want a grilled cheese sammich please!

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Awahso 25

Hahaha wow. Thats hilarious (to us atleast). That is ridiculous though.

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