Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that despite having attended every university...

By Lonely - 12/09/2009 11:53 - Australia

Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2021 20:01

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By CollegeFreshman - 11/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I heard a knock on my door and, thinking it was my student adviser, opened it. I was greeted by a drunk girl, who pushed her way into my dorm room, informed me that she lived here last year, and then told me that she lost her virginity in my bed. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 15:34 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML

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By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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Scorpitarrius 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:20

Look on the bright side...no STDs!

haadi9 4

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:17

physical contact with the opposite sex is overrated

Comments

RubixMonkey 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 18:59

Dude I am sorry but that is your own fault. I'm a freshman this year and even I know that drunk girls at parties lower their standards. Maybe you are so uptight about the parties that you don't relax. Do you actually talk to people or just spend the nights in a corner? You have to put yourself out there. Even if you were not attractive there would be someone there who would make out with you.

Kaplowitz 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlHVPbYyDc

RubixMonkey 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:16

lolz

jkd_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:18

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=44

violentturtle 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:29

Today? You just found that out today?

visage 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:34

That's your own fault. I witnessed friends, and/or myself, taken everything from crack ****** to fatties to borderline retards. If you cannot get laid in two years at college you never will.

mattmag 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:38

Funny, I'm in the same position. Except I'm the security guard.

lesbee 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:50

Get out of my iPhone. You are uglyfying it.

xYunqDrex 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 22:39

Well, if no one from the opposite sex touched you that should tell you something about yourself. You must be extra ugly. How do you not get any play in a college party? College girls, the same girls that get drunk and end up on girls gone wild, dont wanna touch you? well the only advice i have for you is get your sock and **********. that or become gay. your choice.

kaitlynadele 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 22:54

What do you mean you "found out"? How could you not know?

RubixMonkey 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:38

Um, gay people have the same standards as straight people. OP, talk to some girls and see what they say you could improve. You could just be acting too aloof or dressing like your dad. Also maybe a new haircut or going to the gym would help?