By dust - 27/01/2012 06:54 - Japan

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
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TheDrifter 23

The good ol' 50/50 split. She gets everything you have, you get everything you can afford from the duvorce forward, minus child support and alimony, while she never works again. Great system isn't it?

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DocBastard 38

What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers. Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.

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ivanhoe4u 3

Yip. They do that. I'm not getting married again. If I have the urge to get laid I'm getting a hooker. It's cheaper.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Depends on how horny you get. Just saying...

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Jaxx66 21

Depends on the diseases you may get. It might not be cheaper.

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Vash_41288 10

The standard should be you both leave with what you brought in, unless you both signed something together(split that) other then that walk away with what you got.

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florido_fml 10

Find someone else you loser!

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Someone else to take everything??!? ********.

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maskedman 9

That is literally the worst advice for this situation. I mean there could be worst advice like, "Go burn down a supermarket", but most people wouldn't take that seriously.

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j_cat187 19

$20 says #22 has nobody in their life. Enjoy the idea of not being buried until the landlord finds your corpse.

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Enslaved 36

I know so many people that long to get divorced but after research came to the conclusion that it's sometimes "Cheaper to keep her". My folks are in that same boat! ):

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ManlyDunsparce 3

And evil. Pure evil. They may be doing good now for you. But just you wait...

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GoW_Chick 14

You are still feeling the aftershocks of bitchitis, take two shots of whiskey (repeat if needed), find a better lawyer, and you can save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico. :)

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Bullpine 11

A better lawyer that's going to cost him even more money than the current one?

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ssnowywinter 0

And drink alcohol to cause him even more problems than what he's got?

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wittygirl 8

It help him numb out Debbie downer. Some lawyers can be better at what they do and not cost you first born. You haven't really looked into this is what I got from your comments...

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GoW_Chick 14

I really thought that when I started talking about a fake disease people would understand it was a joke, thanks for taking the fun out of funny you guys. -.-

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Pelreskovich 11

That's how it works, lucky she didn't get your car too.

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TheDrifter 23

Or he's driving some rusted out pile that someone like me wanted outta their yard. My dad is still driving the one I gave him almost 10 years ago.

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Pelreskovich 11

The sad thing is she could have been the one who cheated and initiated the divorce and STILL robs him.

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YaJustMe 2

If your insurance was lower while you were married, chances are she had s good driving record and it is YOUR crappy driving record that 'drove' your rates up.

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every1luvsboners 11

You're an idiot.

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felipe87 2

I agree, the rate did not go up because of the driving record. It went up because of the divorce. His credit probably went down, thus causing higher insurance rates.

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TheDrifter 23

Most insurance companies give a discount to married men, and raise them with a divorce. Apparently divorced men are a bigger liability rusk.

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cosmosis 12

66 you are smack bang on the money sir! Men in general will pay a higher premium than a woman driver with the same history. But a discount is added if you have a female driver on the policy. Stupid the way it works, but thats how they think. Life insurance also changes as a male is of higher risk of suicide.

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l0v3p4in 7

Sorry, OP, that bites. But in all practicality, call the insurance company and ask the specific reason it went up. Insurance companies base their rates on a myriad of factors. Talk to an agent and if they still refuse to negotiate a better price, it may be time to ditch them and find something cheaper. Good luck!

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every1luvsboners 11

You're now more of a statistical risk for them to carry, you crazy bastard. Quit your bitching. You can't put a price on not having to answer to a psycho.

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