By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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Whoop_whoop 17

well that is university. at least you gave the other people some vocal action

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

You lost your virginity while getting spanked? Is your name Anastasia Steele by chance, and was the guy Christian Grey?

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LigerFan 1

They're all just really really jelly. You got some, it sounded like a bit more than wham bam thank you ma'am, and they didn't. Or their partners were nothing to brag about. Keep your head up and a smile on your face!

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janfleury 19

Sorry your first time was heard by all. Own it and act as if you are proud of it all......cause you are, right? ;-)

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Kaguya99 20

Haha, that happens though and really they were probably jealous. XP My boyfriend's roommate has definitely heard us before, she started stomping around once and even yelled out "I can hear you!"

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DalekWarrior26 9

it's college so about 20 guys probably had done fun listening

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qwertyu_ioplk 9

good girl! and spanking on your first time, a lot of due respect....

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